Thought Provokers

• The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy machine.
• The new improved model always appears on the market just after you've bought the old model.
• The person who suggests spitting the bill evenly is always the person who ordered the most expensive items
• The chance of a sudden cloudburst is in direct proportion to the amount of suede you're wearing (and you should be ashamed if you are).
• The novice poker player will always take home the pot.
• You always get sick on the second day of your vacation and always recover the day before you return to work.
• The odd little noise you ignored all night will turn out to be a major disaster.
• The only things Super-Stick will bond successfully are your fingers.
• When a traffic light gets stuck, you will get the red.
• If you aren't looking for something you've misplaced, then you're filing something you'll never be able to find.
• "One size fits all" items will never fit you.
• Your car insurance protects you from everything except what actually happens.