Cold Water

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very
secluded, rural area of Georgia.   

After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.

He noticed a film -- like substance on his plate and he
questioned his grandfather...."are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as
cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his
grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around
the edge of his plate, and a substance that looked like
dried egg yokes..... so he ask again, "Are you sure these
plates are clean"?

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather
says, "I told you before; those dishes are as clean as
cold water can get them. Now don't ask me about it
anymore!"

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner
in a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
started to growl and wouldn't let him pass so he said,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."


Without diverting his attention from the football game he
was watching on TV his grandfather shouted, "COLDWATER, Go
lay down!