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Another 30 or 40 Years

Esther has a heart attack and is taken to hospital.
While on the operating table she has a near death
experience, during which she sees God and asks if
this is the end for her. 

God says no and explains that she has another 30-40
years to live. 

As soon as she had recovered, Esther figured that
since she's got another 30 or 40 years, she might
as well stay in the hospital and have the face-lift,
liposuction, breast augmentation and tummy tuck that
she had always promised herself.  So she did and she
even changed the color of her hair! 

But tragedy - some weeks later, as Esther is leaving
the hospital, she is knocked over and killed by a car.
When Esther arrives in front of God, she asks, "I
thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "I didn't recognize you." 


Tuesday, January 6, 2009


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