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Things seen on bumper stickers:
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
- Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
- Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
- Adults are just kids who owe money.
- Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- You! Off my planet!
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
- Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009 –