The Bear and the Athiest

In the middle of a forest, a hunter was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally he turned and ran as fast as he could.

He ran and ran and eventually wound up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were fading fast.

Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in at a rapid pace, he fell to his knees and prayed, "Dear God, PLEASE give this bear some religion!"

The sky darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear come to an abrupt stop, and glanced around somewhat confused. Suddenly the bear looked up in to the sky and said, "Thank you God, for the food I am about to receive."

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