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Several years ago a mother gave her son two quarters. One was for his Sunday School offering. The other was for an ice cream cone on the way home from Sunday School. One Sunday, Billy was flipping [Continued...] “Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.” “The great drawback to a budding love affair is the blooming expense.” We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ’seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge [Continued...] A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the little girl a quarter and a dollar for church. “Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other [Continued...] “Real charity doesn’t care if it’s tax deductible or not.” “We are not made rich by what is in our pockets, but by what is in our hearts.” “Riches are a blessing only to those who make them a blessing to others.” When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the line. “Hello, is this the minister?” “Yes, this is.” “I’m calling to inquire about a member of your congregation, a Dr. Shipe. [Continued...] “True wealth is not measured in money or status or power. It is measured in the legacy we leave behind for those we love and those we inspire.” – Cesar Chavez A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a [Continued...] |
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