Welcome! Have a click around - you're sure to find something that motivates or inspires you to live with more intensity and purpose. “Help me to accomplish the purpose of my journey.” - Genesis 24:12, A Servant’s Prayer When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded. “Counting your ribs,” said Eve. A man complains to a friend, “I can’t take it anymore.” “What’s wrong?” his concerned friend asks. “It’s my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!” “You mean hysterical,” his friend said, chuckling. “No, I mean HISTORICAL,” the man insists. “Every argument we have, she’ll says, ‘I still remember that time when you…’” It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write “Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2″ on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased with the card. It read, “Happy Anniversary. You’re Number 2.” My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they’ve stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He says that they have come to an agreement on one thing. He doesn’t try to run her life, and he doesn’t try to run his.
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ in the word ‘marriage.”’ The wife said, “For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s spelling.” A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die:
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. “You’re going to die,” she replied. A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across it where he’d wiped off sweat with dirty hands. His tie was undone and his shirt collar askew, and it was clear he had also wiped his hands on his once-white shirt. Close to him stood an immaculately neat woman who was speaking in quick, agitated tones. “Hello, there,” said the motorist. “Say, I’ve changed a lot of tires. Maybe I can help here.” “You sure can,” the man with the flat tire replied wearily. “My wife is an expert, too. If you will just do all the arguing with her about how this tire ought to be changed, I can concentrate on the dirty work and get the job done.” |
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