Several years ago a mother gave her son two quarters.
One was for his Sunday School offering. The other was for an ice cream cone on the way home from Sunday School.
One Sunday, Billy was flipping [Continued...]
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My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his shirt was hanging out. “I know,” he replied. “It’s a fad me and some of the guys started.” Weeks [Continued...] The new Librarian decided that instead of checking out children’s books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell [Continued...] A little girl to her father - “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?” 3-year-old little boy: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” Another little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having [Continued...] The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and [Continued...] A teacher forwarded this list of comments from test papers, essays, etc, submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, “It is truly astonishing what [Continued...] When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of her parents’ private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a [Continued...] “Children are natural mimics – they act like us in spite of all our attempts to teach them good manners.” “God, in His infinite wisdom, gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.” “What is a home without children? Quiet.” – Henny Youngman The following are biblical bloopers from Sunday school students: FROM THE OLD TESTAMENT In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. One day, as I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two [Continued...] At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of [Continued...] A 10-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the [Continued...] Reymond’s Grandpa told him that he had a picture of a meadowlark and that he was thinking of framing it. Reymond said, “Cool!” Reymond’s mother asked him if he knew what a meadowlark was and he [Continued...] The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, [Continued...] A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm – That’s funny. When I [Continued...] A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4-8 year olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you [Continued...] A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run [Continued...] |
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