We have Assisted Listening Devices at our church for those who might not be able to hear the service without them. A few weeks ago I offered one to Mr. L.

He told me that he [Continued...]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter [Continued...]

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.

The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted [Continued...]

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

If you are going to try cross-country [Continued...]

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.

“NO! NO! NO!” she screamed.

“Lizzie,” [Continued...]

Because the patient has a need, we have a job to do.
Because the patient has a choice, we must be the better choice.
Because the patient has sensibilities, we must be considerate.
Because the patient has urgency, [Continued...]

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80’s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an [Continued...]

Here’s the exercise program I’m using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous [Continued...]

A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was
amazed with what he could do – everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.

Grumpy old Mr. Thompson [Continued...]

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.
You keep repeating yourself.
You feel like the morning after and you haven’t been anywhere.
Your little black book [Continued...]

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache.

He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in [Continued...]

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.”Flattered, Sarah continued [Continued...]