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The Tax Collector’s Notice

A taxpayer received a strongly worded “second notice” that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector’s office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.

“Oh,” confided the collector with [Continued...]

The IRS

Did you ever notice that when you put together “THE” and “IRS,” it spells “THEIRS?”

Never Forget We Are One Nation Under God

“If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.” – Ronald Reagan

Tax Form – New and Improved

NEW AND IMPROVED IRS FORM 1040-2EZ

Tax Form: Year ___________________

Name: ____________________________

Address: _________________________

City: ____________________________

State: ___________________________

Zip: _____________________________

Social Security Number:

________-______-__________

1. How much money did you make
during the previous year?

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The Squeeze

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, [Continued...]

Government Here to Help

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” – Ronald Reagan