A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, [Continued...]
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“A well balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” Don’t store raw potatoes in the refrigerator. Remove them from plastic bags as they stop air circulation. Store them in a cool dark place. Let them ripen on the counter, or put them in a paper bag if you want them to ripen faster. When they are ripe, extend their freshness by placing them in the refrigerator and they [Continued...] We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ’seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge [Continued...] Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, 1 slice of whole wheat toast, 8 oz. low fat or skim milk Lunch: 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast, 1 cup steamed spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon Snack: Rest [Continued...] Once upon a time there lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. Then one day [Continued...] |
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