A little girl to her father - “Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?”
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Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office. He told the florist to write “Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2″ on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not [Continued...] My parents have been married for almost 40 years. Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they’ve stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He says that [Continued...] When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of her parents’ private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a [Continued...] Each Friday night I drove my wife to the station for the train to Weimar, CA, so she could visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train from Sacramento [Continued...] 4 years: “My Daddy can do anything.” “God, in His infinite wisdom, gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.” “What is a home without children? Quiet.” – Henny Youngman One day, as I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two [Continued...] At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of [Continued...] “It was different when we were kids. In second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to [Continued...] A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two “husband chairs” in a ladies’ clothing store. After 30 minutes and five outfits, the fellow’s wife came out of the change room again. He [Continued...] On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ [Continued...] Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. “What’s wrong, dear?” asked her mother. “My doll! Billy broke it!” she sobbed. “How did he break it, Emily?” “I hit him over the head with [Continued...] A sports fan was sitting in the top row at the Super Bowl, barely able to see the field. He noticed a vacant seat about 3 rows back on the 50-yard line. It was still [Continued...] “Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.” One summer evening, an thirteen-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, “No, but I appreciate your asking.” The child responded, “Well, [Continued...] I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. “Why?” “Because it’s been [Continued...] A kind-hearted motorist saw a man struggling to change a tire alongside the highway, and pulled over to see whether he could help. The man had a very red face, and a dark smear across [Continued...] |
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