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Getting Old

A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I [Continued...]

Let’s Go Upstairs and Cuddle

“‘Old’ is when your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs and cuddle,’ and you answer, ‘Honey, I can’t do both.’”

Middle Age and Cereal

“Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.”