The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll Clean 'em.

A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.

A family altar can alter a family.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!