"Be Thankful that we are not getting all of the government that we pay for." - Will Rogers

"The town of Clark, Texas has agreed to change its name to Dish, Texas after the dish network gave all its residence free dish satellite TV for the next ten years. This is the sort of thing that can backfire on a town - just ask the people of Betamax, Wyoming." ~ Jay Leno

"Great souls endure in silence." - Friedrich von Schiller

We child-proofed our home 3 years ago, but they're still getting in.

"When someone asked Abraham Lincoln, after he was elected president, what he was going to do about his enemies, he replied, 'I am going to destroy them. I am going to make them my friends.'" - Abraham Lincoln

"The illiterate of the future will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." - Alvin Toffler

"To succeed you have to believe in something with such a passion that it becomes a reality." - Anita Roddick

If you are going to give a gift, notice your true intentions.

If you stick you head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you'll get your rear kicked.

If you have a constant need to help other people, notice how you must always keep them helpless.

Hoping and wishing are excuses for not doing.

He who laughs, lasts.

Climatology tells you what you're supposed to have. Weather is what you get.

Read and experience not to contradict and refute, nor to accept and take for granted, but to weigh and consider.

Discouragement is often born of battle fatigue.

A fanatic is someone who would be called a "dedicated idealist" if he were on your side.