A conscience is a stubborn thing. You can argue with it, ignore it, but you can't get it too bargain with you.

Conscience is a moral umpire, subject to no bribes, who never compromises to win the game. When one acts in a way it disagrees with, it becomes a persistent accuser.

Conscience makes you tell your mother before your sister does.

When facing temptation, turn to the right.

I are a college student.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

Stress-- that confusion created when one's mind overrides the desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately needs it.

To err is human, but to really foul things up, you need a computer.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Hard work never hurts anybody, but why take chances.

Be different, act normal.

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along come faster rats.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.