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The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
I went into the gas station the other day and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. "Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." - Joseph Addison "The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer." - Henry David Thoreau Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant. "When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer." - Corrie Ten Boom, Author and Holocaust Survivor "Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference." - Charles Nalin "Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them." - Shawn Alexander "The real voyage of discovery consists, not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes." - Marcel Proust |
With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" - Jay Leno
"What we must decide is perhaps how we are valuable, rather than how valuable we are." - F. Scott Fitzgerald "The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway." - Henry Boye "We can’t do everything for everyone everywhere, but we can do something for someone somewhere." - Richard L. Evans Every life has its dark and cheerful hours. Happiness comes from choosing which to remember. The goal of an argument should be progress, not victory. "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." - Eden Phillpotts "Sometimes the only difference we can make is passing our wisdom on to someone who will make the bigger difference." - Linda B. Gray "The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it." - Pearl Buck Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower |