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Biblical criticism is like a blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that isn't there.
Daylight savings time is the brilliant idea of an old Indianchief who cut off one end of his blanket and had it sewed on the other end to make the blanket longer. When the other fellow is set in his ways, he is "stubborn." When I am, I have "firm convictions." The devil is a very tricky artist. He paints ugly sin in very attractive colors. A man dying of terminal cancer once said: "This isn't death I'm facing, but it's life forever more; it's not the end I'm nearing, it is entering heaven's door. The way ahead is fairer than it's ever been before. For it's glory, yes it's glory over yonder. There is no fear in thinking I'll soon meet Him face to face; the One who proved He loved my, by His dying in my place. And how I long to thank Him for His mercy and His grace, for it's glory, yes, it's glory over yonder. Come quickly, O come quickly, this blest day for which I pine; when faith will turn to vision and each promise will be mine. And with the hosts of heaven in His presence I will shine. For it's glory, yes, it's glory over yonder. Difficulties are God's training camps. We should esteem them as proof that God has confidence in us to overcome them. A diplomat is one who thinks twice before saying nothing. Doubt sees the obstacles; Faith sees the way. Doubt sees the darkest night; Faith sees the day! Doubt dreads to take a step; Faith soars on high. Doubt questions "Who believes?"; Faith answers "I!" A drunk is a person who commits suicide on the installment plan. Education is learning a lot about how little you really know. |
The egotist is an "I" specialist.
Evangelism is not a special activity for special people at special times. It should be the normal activity of all Christians all of the time. A good executive is one who can set up an organization that can run efficiently without him. Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first, the lessons afterward. Experience is the thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Experience is the best teacher, but the man who relies exclusively on his own experience gets a very limited education. Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him. An expert is one who is smart enough to tell you how to run your own business, but unable to start one of his own. An expert is a person who can take something you already know and make it sound confusing. Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, only more intelligently. |
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