"What a big difference there is between giving advice and lending a hand." - Waterloo

Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.

"Success is how high you bounce after you hit bottom." - General George S. Patton

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.

Everybody wants to save the earth; few want to help Mom do the dishes.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If you must kill time, why not try to work it to death.

You wake up in the morning and lo, your purse is magically filled with a treasure-- of twenty four hours. It is yours-- a priceless possession. No one can take it from you. And no one receives any more or less than you receive.

So often the first screw that gets loose in a person's head is the one that holds the tongue in place.

We can read some people like a book, but we can't shut them up as easily.

One may have false teeth, but let everyone have a true tongue.

Let's learn a lesson from tea. It shows its real worth when it gets into hot water.

We are God's jewels. Often God exhibits His jewels on a dark background... so they will shine more brightly.

All sunshine makes a desert.

Do unto others as though you were the others.

Do it now! Today will be yesterday tomorrow.