“We are saved by God’s mercy, not by our merit – by Christ’s dying, not by our doing.”
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“Worldly values are a poor investment – they never pay what they promise.” A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him, he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said. The speaker tried them on. “Too loose,” he said. The man then said, “I have another pair — try these.” The speaker tried them on and responded, “Too tight.” The man was not taken back at all. He said, “I have one more pair. Try them.” The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.” With that, he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went to thank the man who had helped him. “I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.” The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.” “My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” ― Milton Berle “If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” ― Mark Twain “Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.” “Strategic planning is worthless unless there is first a strategic vision.” – John Naisbitt 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 [Continued...] “God always provides what we need, but we must be ready to open our eyes and see it.” – The Midrash “God has granted you the morning, but he does not promise the evening. Spend each day as if it were your last.” – Lawrence Scupoli
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